Free Pitch Audit. 30 Minutes with Nozomi.
You had 20 investor calls. 15 said it was interesting. 0 term sheets.
VCs won’t tell you what’s wrong with your pitch. 30 minutes with us, you’ll know exactly what’s broken. Positioning, narrative, deck, delivery, the questions you’re answering badly without realising.
No equity. No follow-up sales call. Takes 2 minutes to book.
20 investor calls. All said, “we’ll circle back.” None did. Meanwhile, a project technically worse than yours just announced a $3M seed from a VC who said “too early” to you 8 weeks ago.
You pitch us, cold. Exactly the same way you’d open with a real investor. Then we show you what’s killing the round, across four layers.
Six months of wasted time, back. Most founders learn what’s wrong by burning 20 VCs and a year of runway. You learn it in 30 minutes.
The audit only works if you’ve already taken real meetings. We need real investor reactions to analyse, not hypothetical ones.
We know what makes VCs say yes. And what makes them ghost. Jinelle led marketing across Immutable and Animoca portfolios before starting Nozomi. She runs Nozomi with Louis, former Head of Growth at Immutable.
Together: hundreds of projects. We’ve been inside launches that 10X’d in month one and launches that crashed 80% on day one. We’ve watched founders burn 6 months pitching the wrong narrative and run out of money before the project could even get started. We’ve seen projects with “perfect pitches” fall apart on curve-ball investor questions testing the founder’s personality.
We know what separated them.
Nozomi is YC for Web3. We work with the biggest ecosystems and late-stage projects on advisory (it’s not cheap). But that only works if we have a strong VC network.
VCs don’t stay in our network unless we send them quality deals. So we need to see founders early. Before they’re noisy, before they’re being chased, when we can still tell who’s actually building.
When we help founders early, we build trust. Later, when you’re raising your Series A or scaling pre-TGE, you know who to call. We play the long game.
We’re not doing this out of charity. We’re building relationships. The best way to do that is to help you when you actually need it.
Free. No equity. No follow-up sales call. Just 30 minutes with the people who’ve seen what’s working right now.
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